Tuesday, July 24, 2007

The Candy Man gets nine months

Andreas Garcia, 71 and pastor of Primera Iglesia Bautista del Sur Colirio, was convicted for sticking his candy infused tongue in the mouth of a 12-year-old girl. Garcia said the devil did not make him do it, but that the devil took and vantage of his weakened state. Garcia had been fasting and taken communion.

“Temptation is always around you but you just have to force yourself and I just didn’t make it,” - Andreas Garcia.

Garcia claims to not have any sexual feeling for the girl. He's feelings are more like a father/daughter. News Flash: (and I mean this in the nicest way), you sick fuck - do you know the word incest?

Garica also does not understand why he is now classified as a sexual predictor. After all, he was just tonguing the youngin, that can't be wrong. She wanted to taste the candy.

“What makes this case more aggravating is that the defendant was the pastor of a church, and should have held himself to a higher moral standard,”

I don't agree. What makes this case most aggravating is that "pastor" Garcia did not even hold himself to normal standards. Higher moral standards do not exist.

No word on if Garcia will remain a pastor.